by Al Pacah February 21, 2019
Get the Suburian mug.A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.
I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!
by cokemidget June 28, 2008
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A non-driving asshole who is careless about anyone on the road except for themselves. Usually have loud bass playing in their car to draw attention to themselves.
Look at that nigger in a suburban!! He is speeding and expects everyone to speed up for him! Oh wait! Thats Pacman from the Tennessee Titans.
by IUDEDYOUBROHAHA February 7, 2013
Get the nigger in a suburban mug."Don't bother calling him; he won't go to the show. It's downtown, and he's terrified of hipsters and the lack of parking. He's become a real suburmit."
by snobiwan May 16, 2009
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I would have made it to the bar mitzvah sooner, but my goddamn suburban vertigo put me going West on Oak St when I thought I was going East.
by JC Mathews February 11, 2017
Get the Suburban vertigo mug.“When it’s slick, it doesn’t matter how many wheels have power, your suburbitank will plow right into Jan’s Prius.” —Lawrence KS Police Department
by SuburbitanksGalore November 28, 2018
Get the Suburbitank mug.A place on the outskirts of the city, this way more people can live in a city. It is often confused with the rich suburbs, such as Beverly Hills, California, and Ladue, Missouri. Many races live here, not just whites.
by Thok1599 February 19, 2013
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