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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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stiff peter

stiff peter is a pussy beater.
by yoyobam March 3, 2018
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Urban Dictionary Staff

The bastards who run this website and keep rejecting word meanings. They are a bunch of total wankers, who need to get a life... Grow the fuck up whoever is reading this, cunts!
Why don't you just publish the meanings? Urban Dictionary Staff are idiots!
by NutCracker288 April 12, 2020
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Stiff peter

Wrestler : i'm next on mat 4 coach

Coach : ok, go out there and give him the " stiff peter " and finish on his back!

Wrestler : ok coach!!!
by XxxnastyJ February 7, 2020
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Banging Down a Stiff Lucy

This is when a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a males erect penis, then follows it with dropping acid off of his testicles.
"Dude Kiera is TOTALLY banging down a stiff lucy on Joey right now..."
"I'm... not quite sure what that means."
by TheKStreck September 21, 2012
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stiff mcgraw

a feeling from within a cowboy.
yeehaw! i feel a stiff mcgraw a brewin inside me.
by drfinkelpuffvoldemort November 30, 2010
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stiff ptr

A 30+ year old that has no job, lives at home with mom, and thinks they're an artist/film maker.

Somebody that can't come up with their own creative ideas for a movie and has to rip off Michael Moore.
This idiot is trying to make a film just like Roger and Me based on Kodak's layoffs. What an unoriginal stiff ptr.
by Jim List December 29, 2007
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