A Drama infested hell hole. Sex and Drugs dominate and actually going somewhere in your life is obviously not something of importance for the students. If you want drugs, you know where to go. Do you want a Whore, walk down the hallway.
A typical conversation at sturgis Brown High School
"Dude, there were like 5 kids practically having sex in the science hallway!"
"That's nothing, some chicks were giving each other piercings in the bathroom!"
"Dude, there were like 5 kids practically having sex in the science hallway!"
"That's nothing, some chicks were giving each other piercings in the bathroom!"
by peaceloveandfriendship July 02, 2009
the crappiest school you'll ever attend. the only good teachers are the fine arts teachers and the english teachers. the school system sucks and the whole school district is just full of druggies with no sense of anything at all. full of just really dumb people.
"strugis brown high school? yeah. it's the worst school in south dakota."
"it's the crappiest school here."
"how would you describe sturgis brown high school?"
"well... it's the crappiest school you'll ever attend. the only good teachers are the fine arts teachers and the english teachers. the school system sucks and the whole school district is just full of druggies with no sense of anything at all. full of just really dumb people!"
"yup. that sums it up."
"it's the crappiest school here."
"how would you describe sturgis brown high school?"
"well... it's the crappiest school you'll ever attend. the only good teachers are the fine arts teachers and the english teachers. the school system sucks and the whole school district is just full of druggies with no sense of anything at all. full of just really dumb people!"
"yup. that sums it up."
by noliesonlythetruthfr January 25, 2023
A shithole where nobody can peacefully live. There are nothing but annoying ass teachers and students. Mr McCann is throwing shit and drinking piss in the hallways.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how (shit idiot bitch) asked out (bitch idiot shit)?:
Person 2: "Wow I'm going to kill myself"
Person 1: "Do it! This is Sturgis Brown High School"
Person 2: "Wow I'm going to kill myself"
Person 1: "Do it! This is Sturgis Brown High School"
by idiot motherfucker September 21, 2019
by Giveup January 12, 2018
A 4'8 online troll who has no money, a fat gunt, a nasty beard, and loves Eric July's balls in his mouth.
by E. July August 17, 2024
A cute hot, fit man who works at cloud 9. He was a business owner and a legend. He died from diabetes because he drank too much juice 🕊️.
by aimsssss February 20, 2024
“My doctor got so excited when I said I had problems with taking damn stinkies, and he got really happy. He’s such a Dr. Sturgis”
by The Stinkster July 28, 2024