the sturge

A rock radio station hosted by the Deathly Pallor (aka Strong Sad).

What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two, "The Sturge!" Don't you touch that blabittablow!

by SMD January 29, 2005

Sturgeon's Law

Quote from sci-fi author Ted Sturgeon.
"Sure 90% of science fiction is crud. 90% of everything is crud."

Usually used as 90% of everything is crap.

Man, why are this summer's movies so bad?
Sturgeon's Law.

by iq June 19, 2003

Sturgeon elbow

When a male in wheelchair hits a woman in her vagina (aka. Pussy) with his elbow and then can’t get the smell off his arm.

Man did you smell his he so has sturgeon elbow!

by Sturgeon boy March 9, 2019

Sturgeon General

A top government official who oversees the health of the world's fish population.

Warning: The Sturgeon General has determined that mercury is hazardous to a fish's health.

by QuacksO February 24, 2015

Sturge

Originally an onomatopoeia, it derives from the noise of screeching car tires. Has become an exclamation of surprise, especially in reaction to observing someone else get hurt.

Man in movie falls off a building and lands face-first on a flag-pole.
Viewer: "Sturge!"

by Socratic Method November 24, 2010

sturgeon

An armor plated anadromous fish that has been around for appromixatley 200 million years. These fish are designed to spool you, but if you do manage to land one, they have razor sharp scutes that will slice the shit out of you.

Andy caught a fatty sturgeon yesterday.

by steelheader April 8, 2008

Sturge

Next Level Swag; Super Saiyan Swag, Better than your Swag,

Damn, he got his STURGE on max

by Trippz Michaud June 20, 2011