Stupidium

An element that can not be metabolized and is stored in the human brain. It is nearly impossible to filter out of a person's system. Side effects include prescription to psuedoscienctific ideas, bad logic and a propensity for quoting inspirational cat posters. It is mostly mined from conspiracy theory websites and videos on the internet.

"The atomic number for stupidium is 81.5. That puts it is the mysterious WTF category of the periodic elements, right between thallium and lead. Its Abbreviation is STU." Sheila S.

The Flat Earth convention will be fully powered by stupidium this year.

by D. Grey July 21, 2018

StupiDumDum

Something used to call someone stupid/dumb without being offensive, usually used around people you are close to.

"You're such a StupiDumDum!"

by Mamaa39 June 6, 2023

supadumb

The state of mind your in,usually while intoxicated.Its also an anebrieted dance, where you just let your body go while you bob your head.combing SUPER and goin DUMB

we about to pop this thizz and smoke this bleazy, and go supadumb at the club tonight.

by Elias Dunlavy December 15, 2008

stupidemic

When a large group of people are engaging in behavior that is less than smart. An epidemic of stupidity.

LL I want to do is park my car, but this Costco parking lot is in the midst of a stupidemic.

by Claymax2 February 19, 2022

StupidDumbIdiot

A word to call someone who is really stupid dumb and is an idiot. Usually said really fast or muttered under the breath.

"Wow, you would do something like that. You StupidDumbIdiot."

by plaird18 June 29, 2009

stupidometry

The amateur scientific discipline of observing and reporting the level of stupidity exhibited by individuals in response to stimuli. In recent years, the rise of user-generated content online has driven an upsurge in stupidometry. The practitioners of stupidometry and their subjects frequently engage in heated debate in online forums and the comments sections of popular blogs. The impartial observer will often find it difficult to distinguish between practitioners of stupidometry and their subjects, given the subjective and often overlapping nature of these roles.

Example of enthusiastic stupidometry in response to blog post
Article: iPhone 10 rumours...
Comments
A: what a stupid article its pointless
B: No, it's pointless.
A: thats what I said stupid
B: No, that's not what you said. You said "its pointless". Missing apostrophe. Don't call me stupid.
C: Like I can't believe you wasted you're time correcting grammar in the comments dude!
D: well you wasted your time dude lolz, just had to comment didn't ya?
B: And it's "your" not "you're"
C: Anyhoo... android is better and iPhone 10 only for stupid fanbois
...

by freake March 6, 2014

stupidable

The ability to be stupid

Person 1:You are very stupidable
Person 2:Huh? That don't make no sense
Person 3: It means you are able to be stupid, duh!

by suck_my_dora May 4, 2018