student election

A popularity contest; contrary to the widely accepted definition of an election, an election in high school is based solely on popularity. The losing contestant was probably offering a cure for AIDs, but the winner is on the football team and all the chicks love him.

--Dan: Hey, who are you voting for in the new election?
--Sarah: Jayme! He's such a dreamboat.
--Dan: Yeah me too! He's my bud!
--Tom: Whoa whoa whoa, why not Jack? He had some really good points that he made at the election, he didn't need a script and didn't murmur. I don't even remember what Jayme said!
--Dan: Dude, Jack isn't cool. At all.
--Sarah: And he's not as cute as Jayme.
--Tom: *sigh* Student elections.

by Akagama October 1, 2009

Corn-Studded Tiara

A long, curved shit log that comes out your ass 24 hours after eating a generous portion of corn. It can be placed on your partner's head as a lovely crown fit for a princess.

When the strong fecal aroma filled the room I knew it could only be one thing. Eric displayed a big brown Corn-Studded Tiara on his head. His sexiness was reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn - with shit on top.

by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

Exhausted McBride student

A student so emotionally and physically distressed, that they are forced to the only option of accepting the education provided in front of them. Broken up into subgroups of: Eng, H&M, CGI. All in order of the favourite house/subgroup. The CGI kids turn to deep depression, H&M to drug, ENG to a reduced mental state or sewerslide. After years of this constant mental state, side effects may include: depression, setting yourself up for failure, decreased spatial awareness, vomiting, considering application to art school, mental breakdowns, and death.

That exhausted Mcbride student doesn’t look to good, CALL 911!

by Racquill Maybarra February 7, 2019

Norwegian Exchange Student

Defined as a type of foreign exchange students that are extremely attractive, male or female; and their trademark is blonde hair with blue eyes. They come with rocking bodies, and it is said that pure viking blood run through their veins. They appear around high schools spread across the US, and they can be seen surrounded by curious Americans that act as if Norway (frequently called Norwegia) is a magical fantasy kingdom, due to their lack of skills in geopgraphy. The Norwegian exchange students are also frequently asked if they speak norwegish/norwayan/norwayish/or german, and they are often surrounded by less intelligent Americans who believe that the Norwegian exchange students ride their polar bears and/or reindeers to school and live off of hunting wild animals and sleeping in wooden huts.

Jack: dude holy s*** wtf what was that, what just passed us?!? it was f***** beautiful,could it be a f***** unicorn, man?!!

Bob: naah bro naah that was just one of those Norwegian exchange students

by Pete wentzen April 4, 2011

Exchange Student

A teenager who spends a few months up to a year in a different country experiencing a new culture, living with a new family, and going to a new school. Exchange students will make you question how and why you do things. If you are really lucky, they will bring you candy and other goodies from their home country.

Who is the new girl in chemistry who has an accent?

Oh, she is the new Italian exchange student.

by smartypants222 April 8, 2012

binghamton suny student

Typically a pretentious spoiled brat from Long Island who looks down on the working local population, even though they are 100% supported by their parents while they attend a state school which is subsidized by the same blue collar workers they frequently insult.

Hey, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the St. Patrick's Day parade and some Binghamton Suny Student puked on her.

by nospellgood January 21, 2018

Studdin'

v.tr. Derived from the word "studying," it is focusing attention on someone or something.

"Randolph, ain't nobody studdin' you, so go on back to sleep with your grumpy ass."

by Cookies for Pilgrims February 27, 2008