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stoved up 

Stiff or inflexible
"Mimi is all stoved up after riding in the car all day"
stoved up by Nancyism November 29, 2013
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OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

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Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

pee is stored in the balls 

the only true discovery made in man-kind
Scientist one: I have made a discovery!

Scientist 2: What?

Scientist 1: Pee is stored in the balls!

STOKED STEVE 

A state of happiness/excitement beyond just stoked. When heard shouting "Stoked Steve", people are immediately drawn to your voice, wondering one of two things: (1) you are high on a combination of methamphetamine and crack cocaine or (2) something wonderful in your life just happened. A feeling that many of us will experience just once in our lives, no better presentation of this emotion can be seen through the video of "Said Guy".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Scp_V9m8E
YEAAAHHHHH STOKED STEVE

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.
Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

color me stoked 

made popular by Heathers the Musical; to be excited about something, usually used in response to good news.
“Ram invited me to his party!” “Color me stoked!”
color me stoked by okayamelia June 13, 2018