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Stormer

Fan of British alternative/indie rock band, Bastille.

Word comes from the storming of the Bastille, which took place on July 14, 1789, the same date as singer Dan Smith's birthday. Ergo, fans call themselves "Stormers" (of the bastille).

Self proclaimed "Stormers" are often those who have delved much farther into the realm of Bastille than the typical fan of their music. Many run blogs dedicated to the music and band members. While not nearly as aggressive as directioners, some stormers are considered fake, as their love for Bastille lies in the singer's attractiveness rather than the band's musical genius.

Overall, a respectful and mature fandom (though many are teenagers), known for their love of music over band members.
Sydney: Do you want to go to the Bastille concert on the 24th?
Grace: I'd love to! Are you a fan of their music?
Sydney: Of course! I'm such a stormer, I practically worship their music (and them).
by soccerhurdler11 December 16, 2014
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Stormtrooper Aim

To have such horrendous aim that you are entirely incapable of hitting your target no matter how hard you try, similar to stormtroopers from Star wars.
Player 1: Bruh your trash is so aim you cant hit NoobLord69 you absolute bot.
Player2: Sorry, I have stormtrooper aim.
by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020
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Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.
Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!
by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016
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rusty stormdrain

When you pee/poop/puke/bleed/jizz/spit/cry/sweat into a long, narrow tube which leads to your arch nemesis.
Yo, Antoine, I totally just gave my arch nemesis the rusty stormdrain!
by ILikeTheHamburgers October 1, 2011
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Daily Stormer

n. A pour soul who has made it his or her mission to hoard all the unscientific beliefs and rancor from the Old Republic that lost The Great Wars. The chemical imbalance bared by such individuals causes them to be in constant need of defecation.

v. The routine action of having to excrement all the impurities in the human body. This type of excretion from the anus is unique in that it has a higher than usual ratio of liquid-to-solid fecal matter. This action can lead to a person being misdiagnosed with Diarrhea. Unlike Diarrhea, a daily stormer almost always can be rooted to overzealous emotions in the brain and is usually cured when finding peace with different beings.
Cenk TheHomeopathologist: Andrew, your Daily Stormers are making the toilet stalls uninhabitable. I thought I had already advised you to quit consuming unhealthy substances ESPECIALLY those found on the desolate corners of the Internet.

Andrew Angrylin: Fuck You and your pseudo-science shit! Your kind does not know whats good for me. You aren't even a real doctor.

Cenk TheHomeopathologist: I don't need to be a doctor to know that if you constantly intake shit, you will constantly make shit. Law of Conservation of Mass
by IncorporatedStates.gov July 17, 2016
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stormtrooper effect

In movies and film, the tendency of the hero's shots to hit more, and the enemy's to hit less. Summarized as:

1. The more outnumbered the heroes are, the more the enemies will miss.
2. The more impossible and desperate the shot, the more likely it will hit.
The stormtrooper effect in action:

Watch Star Wars IV: A New Hope. The stormtroopers really can't hit the broad side of a barn, can they?

Gimli in Lord of the Rings III: Return of the King:
"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"
by iflipti September 1, 2006
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St3rMur

St3rMur is your tipical discord admin with a hunched back and a neck beard. He loves kicking people and demoting people to feel his power. He loves child porn and also plays siege all day until his hands get numb. His penis is also very small and did i mention he likes child porn?yes he does and he likes it alot.
Hey did you see St3rMur on today? Oh right he is always on
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