stoon

A girl with a birth defect of the female anatomy, which causes the vaginal lips to expand up to five times of there original mass.

Golly! her vagina lips are that of a stoon.

by fearthefearless June 14, 2011

Stoon

Another name for the plant commonly known as marijuana.

Break out the stoon we are gonna get stooshed!!!

by Star Vs. Satellite January 3, 2005

Stoon

1. n. A stolen pirate ship
2. verb. To be marooned on a beach, desert island, etc. by means of your pirate ship being stolen

"Argh, matey, you be stooned on this godforsaken island!"

"Though it's not originally his, thargh ship be the most vicious stooner on ye seven seas!"

"Ye stoon me, and me booty!"

by pirates lyfe July 25, 2016

Stoon Down

To calm down or to chill the fuck out.

When someone is bitching and whining about something and you just want to tell them to shut the fuck up, instead, you tell them to "stoon down".

by Bondi Haggis August 8, 2010