stoning

to hide somewhere and whip tiny stones at on coming vehicles the run to safety.

me and my freind were stoning these cars under the bridge

by mike.l July 11, 2006

stoning out

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".

Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

PUSSYFACE: What?

WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?

PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.

by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013

Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt

To complete two things in one action.

One solution to two problems.

Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.

Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.

Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!

by The Pimpin'est August 18, 2012

Stoning the Sickness

The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.

"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."

by zippyclean June 29, 2021

stoning the carnie

the act of sex

Last night me and my girl stoned the carnie til noon

by stone philips May 17, 2004

stoning someone

to throw stones at someone!

dude I really feel like stoning someone. maybe it should be that Luke kid we both hate!

by taybae:) June 5, 2016

sharon stoning

The art of uncrossing/crossing your legs in front of a audience whilst wearing a skirt or kilt , as demonstrated by Sharon Stones character in the famous scene at the police station

Don't look, but that guy is really sharon stoning me right now

by BeardofSinclair May 25, 2016