STONEWALL JACKSON

the act of finger slamming two girls at once while screaming STONEWALLLLLLLL!!!!! JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!! with both arms at full extension

"Dude, last night I blacked out and 'STONEWALL JACKSONED' the shit out of those twins"
"STONEWALLLLLLLL JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!"

by Johnathon Daniels February 24, 2010

Stonewall Jackson

to be so uncomfortable, your buttcheeks clench together so tight, that not even a crowbar can loosen them.

When Tina started to talk about her blue waffle, i pulled a stonewall jackson

by Dr. Dental May 18, 2010

Stonewall Jackson'd

When you say hi to somebody from the party last night, and they clearly hear you but do not reply.

Dude I holler'd at that bitch from last night but totally got Stonewall Jackson'd.

by Tearin Barz Solo December 8, 2010

Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.

"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."

by Wooley, mixmaster. April 27, 2009

Stone Wall Jackson

When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.

Your dad looks like stone wall jackson.

by b ran jannsen May 22, 2008