Stonager

Your typical teenage high school kid that gets stoned and slacks off all day.

Security guard 1: We got a stonager going into spencers.

Security guard 2: Shouldnt he be in school right now?

Security Guard 1: The little punk is skipping again... last week I caught him trying to steal a bob marley cd at Best Buy. I also found a dime bag of marijuana on him!

Security guard 2: Gasp! Call for back up!!!
Lets trespass this punk!

by YumYum69 March 11, 2009

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stonted

To be kicked or stepped on violently in the lower-face region (chin/lips/septum), with the assailant using only the toe of his /her shoe/boot.

"That guy got absolutely stonted." "Give him a little stont for good measure." "I was on the ground and some girl started stonting me with her wedges."

by punchedcat September 1, 2016

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Stonathan

Stonathan is a ship between Steve Harrington and Jonathan Byers from the show Stranger Things. It is an uncommon ship in the fandom.

I ship Stonathan!

by DekusCowlings June 22, 2022

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Stoated

To get so drunk you perceive inanimate objects as stoats or other woodland animals, and punch them out of fear

I got so stoated last night, the little bastards were everywhere!

by The_Gene_Genie March 4, 2011

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stonager

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

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