Snollie

In Afrikaans, 'snollie' means booger. In essence, a piece of snot.

Daar hang 'n snollie aan jou neus. (There's a booger hanging from your nose)

by Ghecko85 October 10, 2014

stoolie

A snitch or rat.

She told the teacher I cheated on my test, what a stoolie.

by Noah October 16, 2003

Dirty Stollings

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.

Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.

by DanielDbag March 9, 2020

Forte Stollen

A character from the anime, Galaxy Angel. She is obsessed with guns, wears a monocle for god-knows-what-reason, has red hair, and talks like a man. Her last name is also the name of a german pastry. She looks like an anorexic toothpick with breast implants. (as most anime girls do)

I want to grab Forte Stollen's rack, but she'd probably shoot me if I did.

by lolita_strawberry September 9, 2008

stolie

Stolen Car

Aye Brah just got this stolie your trynna slide out

by Cuhhhhh January 13, 2017

Stoolied

Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.

" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "

"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"

by OniBee September 18, 2020

Stoolie

A Stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The Stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and Stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though Stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, Stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, Stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, Stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where Stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.
Although Stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings Stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, Stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.

From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow Stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' Stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."

KFC: "The Stoolies are an interesting breed."

Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"
El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."

by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013