stinkerton

a portmanteau of the words "stink"and "pinkerton."

stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.

pinkerton refers to a private detective.

thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.

cadwallader: i lit'rally just dumpt unto my trousers.

triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?

cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.

triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.

by trilliam turdsworth November 5, 2019

Tinkleton

A small or insignificant man

Jamal: Hey have you seen the new guy? He's really short
Jerome: Yeah he's a proper tinkleton

by JeromeTheNiglet April 7, 2022

sir spickleton

A Mexican kid named Conner rodriguez

Hey Siri, call sir spickleton (conner rodriguez)

by Lucas fendwiler August 25, 2020

stinkstone

To be down right disgusting, have no balls and have your wife walk all over you like the pile of garbage that you are.

Dont pull a stinkstone on me, Get up shower and tell your bitch to shut up you are going to the bar!!

by smartass1357 February 13, 2012

Aron Singleton

The god of life. The best person in the world. The best at anything they do.

Aron singleton is awesome

by anonymous April 23, 2021

stimpleton

Harry Potter's long lost twin, introduced in book 7 and a half. One who trains Harry's owl and wraps his broom present.

More of stimpleton on the 7 and a half book soon to come.

by rowling August 22, 2006

singleton

A singleton is the name associated with women that only have one nipple. The name originated from England, when a girl by the name of "Singleton", who was later found to be mentally challenged, was found running down a busy motorway completely naked. The most distinguishing feature of the crazed girl was the fact that she had a large right breast and a "deflated" left which did not show any form of nipple. Thus, the term "Singleton" was born.

"Holy fuck bitch, you got a damn singleton, get off my cock!"

by Colonel Cocklong January 20, 2010