stifoo

the phonetic prononciation of "stfu," or "shut the fuck up."

Guy 1: "Hey man, Justion Bieber is an awesome singer!"
Guy 2: "Dude, what are you talking about??? Stifoo!"

by IAmAJoo July 7, 2011

Stifflocated

Injury or damage to the erect penis caused by a full power thrust onto a solid body part of the receiver (eg buttock) or other unintended location.

Not to be confused with stiffocated.

She was riding me so hard and fast but I couldn't enjoy it as I was too worried about it slipping out and getting stifflocated.

by Cavedog September 6, 2019

Stiffsonian

The Icelandic Phallological Museum, located in Reykjavík, Iceland, that houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. Also the museum holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. The museum's acquisitions range from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) baculum of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass

I booked a flight on Icelandair not just because the prices are low, but also because I can make a trip to the Stiffsonian during the transit.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

stuffoo

Onomatopoeia for STFU. See STFU.

Guy: "Dude, stuffoo, I'm trying to hear Rebecca Black's new song."

Other Guy: "Ok sorry."

by stuffoo2 June 23, 2011

staffoo

a variation of stfu, staffoo is the compressed short way of pronouncing "Shut the fuck up" out loud. recently, it has been added to all CS player's general vocabulary.

guy#1- hey, i think i have a tumor.
guy#2- staffoo!
guy#1- (hides in shame)

by sparks April 7, 2005

Stiffott

The name given to the last person online on your facebook online friends list, often late at night.

If the stiffott remains online because of a conversation via Facebook messenger that has ran over normal bedtimes and you are also his/her Stiffott it can be said that you are 'Stiffotting'.

Can also be used as a term for feeling uncomfortable ie 'i was at the party and I didnt know anyone, i felt like a total stiffott'.

"Laura is such a stiffott, I woke up in the night and she was still online, we were stiffotting till about 4 in the morning. who knows when a stiffott sleeps"?

by fil dunne March 4, 2009

stifford clays

Stafford Clays is the place you and the squad goes if your in the mood for a game of footie with the lads but you also want to go somewhere where being a roadman is excepted so you head down to blackshots park grab a cheesy chips and take a few pics with the lads

"Oi lads I fancy a quick cheasy chips down stifford clays"

by Baby girll_x October 13, 2015