stealth abs

When your ripped six pack is covered by a thick layer of fat.

This isn't a beer belly, it's my stealth abs. I just needed to avoid attracting too many ladies with my well defined stomach.

by klacebo January 21, 2010

Russian Stealth

A form of stealth consisting of killing everyone within your general area so that there is no one around to detect you.

John: 'With Russian Stealth, how can you be detected if there is nobody to detect you?'

by Fishbotinator September 2, 2017

Dirty Stealther

Camping in an urban area were you should probably not be camping.

My wife and I did a Dirty Stealther last weekend.

by Pugnacious Giz August 13, 2020

Stealth Job

The act of pleasuring another person in public by either using the hand or mouth. This would likely occur in the back corner of a classroom, or the very backseat of a public bus.

"Man.. I heard Tina gave you a stealth job in math class the other day?!"

"Yeah, Mrs. Dunford never saw a thing."

by Slander89 February 5, 2010

Steatorrhea

A medical name for stool / shit / poop / crap / feces that has large portion of fat in it. It can be identified when your stool floats not sink for a while. Your body doesn't have the ability to absorb (malabsorbtion) all that fat in McDonald's sandwich and therefore it releases it out.

At Wendys:

I: Man I ate from McDonald's yesterday and I had a steatorrhea.

II: Oh shit, what is steatorrhea?
I: It's a shit.
II: I know it is all crappy but what is steatorrhea?
I: It's fatty shit that floats.
II: Oh fuck, you piece of shit can't you see we eating.

by Allawee June 21, 2012

stealth wealth

Individuals who would be considered extremely wealthy (top .01% of society) from the looks of their bank accounts, but choose to remain understated and quiet about their wealth. It's the ability to live champagne and caviar dreams, but choose to do so in a way that is indiscernible by the public. Commonly found in old monied families and communities.

Blending in with the droves of tourists in the town center, billionaires in Concord, MA drive around in old Volvo estates, wearing ordinary looking, grotesquely expensive clothing. When the discrete elite choose to get away, many take their G650 private jets out of Hanscom Field just down the street, remaining anonymous, and exercising the ultimate in stealth wealth.

by yea.$ January 3, 2016

stealth chat

when both chatters are invisible

Stealth chatting makes me feel like a ninja.

by aznboi1337 February 28, 2010