stealing gender

the declaration that one will be officially adopting the gender of another person.

"i really love insert character/persons! they're my favorite celebrity!"

"hey, you know insert character/persons, too? yeah, im an expert in stealing gender -- and they're next in line."

by fairydoir February 19, 2021

'tis the season, for the stealin'

A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.

Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.

by YAWA November 14, 2018

Stealing All The Sweet And Sour

To excel. To succeed beyond the norm.

"Another home run for Miguel Cabrera? That guy is stealing all the sweet and sour."

by platypusman1968 September 4, 2013

stealing

forced sharing.

The goverment has raised new taxes stealing more from employers.

by suildur October 16, 2010

Stealing Tulips

Taking an anal cherry.

Dude 1: Hey bro, how'd the date with the ho go?

Dude 2: Sweet man - I wound up stealing tulips.

Dude 3: Whoa! With that tramp stamp, I woulda thunk she would brown real easy.

by The lexicreator May 16, 2011

Stealing Grapes

The act of having one or both of your nipples seen through your shirt due to nipple erection.

"Holy shit Erik, that girl over there is stealing grapes like woah!"

by dr0ne August 30, 2005

stealing valor

steal-ing val-or \stēl-ing va-lər\

verb (2014)

1. To fraudulently pose as a member or veteran of the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity, usually in order to gain undeserved honors, awards, or recognition.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THIEF, VALOR THEFT

"By falsely claiming to be a veteran of the Coast Guard, and using fake veteran status to promote her website, Jane is stealing valor from veterans who truly deserve recognition."

by scharky August 15, 2014