steam header

When you are really busy, but need a quick blow job from the closest female that is willing.

Hey, Bitch, I'm reallin in a rush, how about a Steam Header?

by jackassforfun August 5, 2011

steakhead

variant of meathead. Generally applied more often to football players or used self-derisively by more intelligent meatheads to show that they do have some trace of creativity.

"We can't have Scorpion Bowl this year because we're a bunch of steakheads and we broke them all"

-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party.

by cosmo October 8, 2004

Steakhead

A person who isn’t very bright and when they think they’re saying something that’s smart it’s usually completely wrong

Edmund just said the capital of England is onion, what a steakhead.

by LordPalpatine March 21, 2020

Headline Speak

Speaking with extreme brevity, in the way of a news headline. A natural shift in language for the Gen Y gang who thrives on Tweets, Emot-icons, and Vanity Plates.

Instead of saying, "It has been discovered that Captain John Smith engaged in sexual relations with a Native Indian woman known as Pocahontas", I used my Headline Speak and said, "Captain Boned a Native".

by Slugworthy March 30, 2011