Stargazer

One who observes, looks for, gawks, or even tries to interact with a celebrity.

100% TRUE STORY: After trying repeatedly to semi-successfully engage in conversation with Frances Fisher (former lover of Clint Eastwood) at Whole Foods Market in Hollywood, a stargazer knew her label ... when Ms. Fisher said loudly, winking, to the cashier as the "stargazer" followed her in line: "What kind of lily is that (pointing to a bunch of lilies for sale at the register)?" The cashier loudly said in reply, winking back Ms. Fisher, while looking at the "stargazer" gawker ...

"It's a Stargazer."

She knew then, that she had overstepped her boundaries with the celebrity, and was a true Stargazer.

by Candycasa January 30, 2010

Stargazer

Shipper of the Harry Potter ship WolfStar (Remus/Sirius)

I love Remus and Sirius together, I'm a complete stargazer.

by SiriusScruffy September 22, 2012

Stargazing

what you do when youre high with a bunch of friends. sand up spin aroung 15 times and then someone shines a flashlight right in yur face and you loose contol of your body.

tim: hey john, after that bowl do you wanna go stargazing?
john: OKAY!

by MEGA$EX October 4, 2008

Stargazing

Slang term for having sex

Friend 1: hey how was your date this weekend?
Friend 2: it was soooooo good! We went stargazing ALL NIGHT!!!

by notyouraveragejo April 7, 2021

Stargazing

Gazing into the twinkle of another man’s eyes as he fills you with his load

I was out stargazing with Aakash in the yard last night, was magical.

by o0strokes0o November 14, 2018

Stargazing

The act of responding to a message that was posted either way earlier in a conversation or an otherwise long time ago.

Derived from the premise of watching stars from very far away, where the light you see from them is billions years old and far from when it was originally sent in your direction.

John: "had some hella good pizza the other night" — 4 hours ago

John: "btw how did your game this evening go" — 3 minutes ago

Bella: "omg what kinda pizza was it" — a minute ago

John: "stop stargazing, Bella" — Now

by wetpudding January 10, 2022

Stargaze

A music genre combining shoegaze and industrial rock , with elements of Sci-fi. Name stems originally from the surreal imagery, electronic drums, and cascading distorted guitars. The term was first coined by podcaster Brandon Irvine to describe the midwestern shoegaze scene. Notable stargaze bands include Deadlight Holiday, Komedy, and Something! Abstract!.

"That Stargaze band last night was crazy!"

by Lacroixlight July 8, 2020