Staples is a large corporation that sells office supplies, furniture and overpriced computer hardware. Staples is characterized by its huge red buildings and how it kills off all the small supply stores in the area. Working for Staples is like getting your soul ripped out because everday you will probably want to kill yourself.
by Staples Employee June 13, 2005
by boredpersonnnn January 28, 2011
"I need to load my stapler with the staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in S.A.S.
by GatMFR August 06, 2015
an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so pissed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. Customers are constantly bitching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the techs will ever help ring out anyone. Word of advice: go to office depot
by mickey16561 April 06, 2011
To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.
Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.
by Eugence March 08, 2006
When you're eating out a person of the same sex, missionary style.... Making it look like a stapler, stapling paper.
Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...
Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?
Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?
by Scissoring is a thing December 26, 2015
giving someone a quickie when their parents aren't home but telling your parents you are going to staples
by Omar the Mexican August 31, 2005