Stankus

The coolest last name in the history of all last names ever. People with the last name Stankus are teased mercilessly and given nicknames like "stinky", "stink-ass" "skank-ass", etc. However, Stankus's know that everyone else is merely jealous of their awesomely amazingly cool last name. Stankus's are very proud of their name and insults have no effect on them whatsoever.

"Oh, I sure wish my last name was Stankus like that awesome person over there... I'll take out my anger on them by calling them names!"

by Laughing Jesus August 21, 2008

stankpuss

a girls pussy that smells REALLY bad (often used as a derogatory comment)

After Daniel fingered his girlfriend Kandy, he noticed that his finger still smelled horrible the next day and said "Damn that girl has got some major stankpuss!"

by themasterofsexdefinitions February 15, 2004

STANKPUS

a girls stank ass pussy

Guy 1: did you hit that or what?

Guy 2: yea, but I had to stop, she had a stankpus!

Guy 1: Ewwww, that'll ruin your night.

by dashiki November 27, 2006

stankunis

LStankunis is the Gemini that has no boundaries. limitless in all things. someone that knows how to have fun, but also knows that there is a time and place. The 279th day of the year. Quote, "The juice is worth the squeeze"

A LStankunis that has to kiss a lot of frogs to find her prince, but is strapped with pepper spray

by asianmike! December 2, 2009

stankafuss

a terribly smelly vagina

chelsea has one nasty stankafuss

by Joel December 7, 2002

Stankopussyitis

A nasty vaginal infection that secretes an odor that instantly takes ones breath away. Odor secretions tend to leak through clothing leaving discharge stains and wet spots anywhere the victim sits or lays. Some cases in which were very severe, have been known to clear rooms and crowds of heavy population. Unlike gas particles which move very fast, the odor binds with oxygen particles leaving each breath unbarable. One with this condition may have to burn clothes due to its adhesive strength.

Man you smell that? That bitch that walked by MUST be sufferin' from STANKOPUSSYITIS!!

I went down, took a whiff, and pulled my pants back up.

by Mongoose11387 February 15, 2009

stankapuss

okay. so, its pretty bad to be and or have a stankapuss. this is one of the most repulsive things anyone can ever encounter. i think i would rather swallon 45 gallons of man gravy as opposed to going down on a stank nasty stale musty, dirty, fermented repulsively grotesque oyster's foot. if you meet any sluts with a stankapuss, ask them to cleanse there disgusting excuse for a vaj.

have you ever seen a boxer bend down at the hips to dodge a punch and then swing his body back up? thats what it is like when you go down on a stankapuss. and then you come back up and knock the girl out.

by john wayne is a cool guy June 11, 2010