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The coolest last name in the history of all last names ever. People with the last name Stankus are teased mercilessly and given nicknames like "stinky", "stink-ass" "skank-ass", etc. However, Stankus's know that everyone else is merely jealous of their awesomely amazingly cool last name. Stankus's are very proud of their name and insults have no effect on them whatsoever.
"Oh, I sure wish my last name was Stankus like that awesome person over there... I'll take out my anger on them by calling them names!"
Stankus by Laughing Jesus August 21, 2008
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Stinkus is used to discribe things that are bad or just generally suck.
1. Oh no I lost at this game. Stinkus!
2. Person 1: My grandma died.

Person 2: Stinkus!
Stinkus by Solenyaaa February 11, 2021

stankusting

Someone who is stanky and also disgusting
omg this guy is so stankusting!!!!!!!111111!!@!@1
stankusting by mark mcdonald November 4, 2006

Stanksplosion

When one has a really loud and boisterous fart that sounds like it could have been the ambient soundtrack to the Vietnam War.
I think Nick just crapped in his pants!" "No It was just a stanksplosion.
Stanksplosion by Happy Nick August 12, 2011
A pussy in desperate need of a douche. Smells really bad
"Yo my dick smells like shit cause of that stankpuss!"
stankpuss by Frank Sidor December 18, 2005

Stankums 

When a girls booty stinks but she’s dummy thick.
Stankums had Jude begging for more.
Stankums by JuicyWEMONADE May 26, 2020

Stankuary 

When working in an extremly busy environment, the bathroom is the only place where some peace and quiet can be found to rest and reset.
They looked all over the store for Ron, finally remembering he was taking a break in the stankuary.
Stankuary by WordBob August 1, 2010