The coolest last name in the history of all last names ever. People with the last name Stankus are teased mercilessly and given nicknames like "stinky", "stink-ass" "skank-ass", etc. However, Stankus's know that everyone else is merely jealous of their awesomely amazingly cool last name. Stankus's are very proud of their name and insults have no effect on them whatsoever.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

a really very extremely homosexual and en-flamed male who is very gay. Stankus's are also known to have very long, muskrat like, hair

1. The attorcious smell of the anus that has not been properly cleaned after a bowel movement.

2. Stankus, can, and will lead to an itchy anus as well as being smelly. Stankus is not comfortable in any way nor is it pleasing to one's smelling senses.

3. A person who is an asshole, but at the same time has an awkward and unpleasing body odor.

Originiation: Stankus is derived from the anglo-piglatin words stanky and anus.