Stamos man

A real gentlemen and very classy

That guy over there is a real stamos man.

by Lukeb0,0 November 5, 2018

stamos sauce

The semen of a greek male.

When Stavros shot his hot stamos sauce over her chest, she was heard to shout, "Opah!"

by FH Jon January 16, 2006

John Stamos

it is quite possible that john stamos is the coolest individual to walk the earth. he has it all, from sweet hair to good looks to tight pants. definitely the best character from full house, aka uncle jesse. the "epitomy of coolness", john stamos is the guy every girl wants to date. every guy wants him as their best friend. he knows whats hip, cool, and he teaches DJ, stephanie, and michelle every moral they've ever learned.

john stamos` ex-wifes name is rebecca. my name is rebecca. coincidence? i think not. marry me, john stamos.

john stamos is the hottest guy ever, next to brad pitt.

jeez, look at that guy`s hair. he looks exactly like john stamos. sweet.

by john stamos` lover. rebecca. September 5, 2008

John Stamos

1. Uncle Jessie from Full House
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating, and eating a bowl of cereal. A variation of the Bob Saget.

I did a John Stamos after watching full house.

by L. Roman July 16, 2006

stamos

a very large penis

doctor, my stamos burns with the intensity of a thousand hot suns

by quankyswank November 16, 2009

The Stamos

A majestic penis with a beautiful head, irresistible to women & hypnotizes them into performing oral sex or any sexual activity in general

Friend: How did you get her to blow you on the first date?
Guy: I showed her The Stamos and she couldn’t resist!

by Johnny Stamos January 17, 2018

stamos potential

When you have two pair on the turn in poker and there's a chance that a full house will be revealed.

"I went for it because of the Stamos potential."

by soda September 9, 2004