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Staunton High School

Staunton high is one of the worst schools in the whole damn world. Half the mfs ghetto asf and all the guys think they gangsters when they are indeed not. Half of the dude don’t know use deodorant so the hallways stink all the time.
by A student at SHS November 29, 2021
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Staunton Steam Cleaner

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.
Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.
by gapballer7 February 22, 2011
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Staunton River Middle School

A school with too many hillbillies. Carry pocket knives to school like it’s nothing. The education system there suck just like their Football Team.
I’m going to Staunton River Middle School next week.
Run Bitch Run!!!
by Donewithlife707 September 22, 2020
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Staunt

The act of ill-concealed lustful longing in the direction of a large-boned lady. Veteran practitioners of staunting have also been known to further admire fat women of a more advanced age than themselves.
The main desire of a "Staunton" (one who "staunts") is to bone a bandersnatch (a larger, older creature. With sharp teeth. Oh, and dappled fur).

Orig: West of Ireland
Bejaaaysus Jason, will ya stop eyein' up dat fat bord, ya great Staunton!
by Fusty Dusty November 12, 2013
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Staunton, Virginia

Staunton is a small town in western Virginia, at the crossroads of I81 and I64. Incest is rampant, and teen pregnancy is rampant. Most girls have their first child before they are 18 years old.

Staunton also has the second highest use of methamphetamine in the country,... tooth decay is not uncommon

The school system is sub-par, and most of the people that live there will never be able to leave the community which they were born in. Nobody comes to visit Staunton on account that there is nothing to see but a depressed run down city.

The two biggest employers are wal-mart and a mental institution called "western state"
"You're from Staunton, Virginia? You must a hick."

"What is there to do on friday night? Lets go to walmart!"

"You're from Staunton, Virginia? how many babys did you have before you were 20 years old? only three?!"

"How many times have you left Staunton in the past decade? Never."
by DallasCowboysFan1992 October 21, 2012
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Staunt

My stad's sister is my staunt
by lizzyrose September 29, 2010
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stauntion

set that pipe on those stauntions over there
by jimbob-jumpback January 14, 2010
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