(Verb)
To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.
From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”
To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.
From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”
Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!
Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!
Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!
Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!
Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!
Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!
Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!
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A thing we haven't seen since 2011,When the game didn't FUCKING EXIST
Let's use some examples...
Sol: Her 3 is Sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* A move that hits twice dealing the same damage WHILE using Spear of Magus so that's fair.
Hel: Oh don't get me started on this bitch... basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (Which isn't hard),Oh they have an Ares or Xbalanque on their team? Use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. Screw wasting a Relic slot for Purification,she already has one. Oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.
Ao Kuang:Use your 2 with Demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. This will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.I'm not even joking its ridiculous. And your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty fucking easy considering how much your 2 ALONE does.
Basically everybody thinks every god is OP because they don't know how to counter them.
Except the gods i listed... Yeah those gods are cunts.
This is also inspired by MythyMoo.
Let's use some examples...
Sol: Her 3 is Sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* A move that hits twice dealing the same damage WHILE using Spear of Magus so that's fair.
Hel: Oh don't get me started on this bitch... basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (Which isn't hard),Oh they have an Ares or Xbalanque on their team? Use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. Screw wasting a Relic slot for Purification,she already has one. Oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.
Ao Kuang:Use your 2 with Demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. This will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.I'm not even joking its ridiculous. And your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty fucking easy considering how much your 2 ALONE does.
Basically everybody thinks every god is OP because they don't know how to counter them.
Except the gods i listed... Yeah those gods are cunts.
This is also inspired by MythyMoo.
Smite Balance? The fuck is that...
Damn Smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!
Ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves... Smite Balance in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen
Damn Smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!
Ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves... Smite Balance in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen
by Striker And Dai Also Novel November 15, 2016
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"Thou art a smitemeister" was the 4th and hardest difficulty level. The word is a combination of two languages. In English, "To smite" means to strike down, injure, or slay with great force, and "Meister" is the German word for master. In other words, master of slaying, or major asskicker.
"Thou art a smitemeister" was the 4th and hardest difficulty level. The word is a combination of two languages. In English, "To smite" means to strike down, injure, or slay with great force, and "Meister" is the German word for master. In other words, master of slaying, or major asskicker.
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by Anonymous292930 June 1, 2019
Get the Smitesh mug.A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.
Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?
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