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Sri Lanka

Originally known as Ceylon while under British rule until 1972 which is when it gained its independence.

Sri Lanka is a beautiful tropical paradise located just south of India.
The population is predominantly Buddhist with small proportions of Hindus and Christians. With the conclusion of the civil war between the Singhalese and the Tamils, Sri Lanka has great prospects; it already has the highest literacy rate in South East Asia (93%) as well as the highest capita per head. Sri Lanka also boasts a strong modern industrial economy.

The people of Sri Lanka are known to be friendly and placid, for example if their cricket team loses they will not take to the streets burning effigies and stoning the cricketers houses, as is often the case in India..

There are also very few occurrences of terrorist attacks compared with countries with a high proportion of Muslims (Pakistan) because most of the country follow more peaceful religions such as Buddhism, Christianity and Hinduism which do not create extremists and are fully tolerant of other religions.
It is because of this that Asian countries like India and Sri Lanka are continuing to prosper while Pakistan is falling apart at the seams.
Indian : Hey i cant believe your team lost, isnt everyone back home going to be burning effigies of the players and throwing stuff at their houses?

Sri Lankan: no of course not ,we'll be disappointed but we don’t have to show it in that way. We have a lot of respect for our team and would never treat them like that.

India : Whatever man, seriously when India went out in the first round of the world cup in 2007 we burnt effigies of every player and smashed Dhonis house to pieces. Serves them right for playing so badly

Sri Lankan : Why would you do that? its just a game.
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Sri Lanka

"Is Sri Lanka in India?"
"No."
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Sri Lanka

Very beautiful place that the kings need to go to so they can become gang memebers to the hit smash new group
G-Unit.
by Sherlock March 28, 2003
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Sri Lanka Pistons

The future name of the detroit pistons when they are bankrupted due to being horibble at basketball, and then sold to a business man who will move the team to Sri Lanka.
Announcer: Now entering the game for your Sri Lanka Pistons, Ben... and he just got shot.
by jacobes January 28, 2010
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Sri Lanka Legends

Small country, big names. The team which surprises one and all in World Tournaments. They are the finalists of the first edition of the World Safety World Series and would look to go one step ahead in the upcoming edition.
Sri Lanka Legends were so close to take it all away!!
by cricket admirer November 26, 2021
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Sri Lanka hotdog

A Sri Lanka hotdog is a penis that has ejaculated in an anus and is pulled from aforementioned anus and immediately inserted in the person's mouth.
Damn that chick was so hot after the ass bang, she pulled that Sri Lanka Hotdog out and had dessert...
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sri lanka cricket team

A team which calls Rohit Sharma as father!
Sri Lanka cricket team calls Rohit Sharma as father from the time he scored 264 runs against them!
by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021
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