Squidwarding 

The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.

Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.

Squidwarding by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018

Squidwarding 

To tuck your nuts between your cheeks and lay your shaft down a sleeping person's nose

Bro I was squidwarding on Brad and took a pic!

Squidwarding by Jesus003 July 16, 2025

Squidwarding a CPU 

The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.

"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"

Squidwarding a CPU by CthulhuOgrelord November 15, 2020

squidwardian 

The envy of the joyful, flamboyantly gushing creativity which children possess, in contrast to the dull drudgery of adulthood.

He has a Squidwardian distain for the successful artist.

squidwardian by thedarkmother August 7, 2021

Squidwardish 

when someone has a lot of similarities to Squidward from SpongebobSquarePants
If you play clarinet, hate your neighbours, hate your job, hate life and are cranky (most of the time) then you are VERY Squidwardish

Person 1: I've been playing clarinet for 4 years now. catch up squidward, I am the most squidwardish!

Person 2: Well I play clarinet AND I hate life, so I'm more squidwardish than you!

Squidwardish by Holymotherofjoshuadun July 15, 2018

Sqwidwarding 

Strapping a dildo to your nose and penetrating your partner

I was sqwidwarding my girl hard last night

Sqwidwarding by MaxiCIsThotty May 6, 2018