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squab

A 2 player game where you tap your thighs twice and then do one of three hand movements. These include

Load a gun: Where you point your hands up with them shaped like guns.

Fire a gun: When you point your hands at your opponent in the shape of a gun.

Shield: Put your hands to the opposite shoulder, as if your protecting yourself.

You can't fire a bullet if you didn't load one, and you win when you fire at the opponent and they were loading.
We were squabbing all the time down at Camp.

Let's squab.
by zuesapus August 11, 2009
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Squab

A 'Squab' or 'Squabbing' is the act of condescension toward the body part of another, usually the upper forearm.

It originated from the movements of the Bolivia Bug, this is then reciprocated upon the arm producing a sensation of great irritation and violation.

As a word, it is also an incredibly mild compliment, literally just tipping the balance in favor of compliment over insult.

Caution: Extended Squabbing can lead to nausea and in extreme cases, lack of masculinity.

Also note, pronounced skwubbed similar to squat.

Not to be confused with squab, or the young pigeon.
Person A: *Upon being squabbed* Stop Squabbing me, it feels so wrong!

"Squab you!"

"I feel Squabbish"
by MVortex December 1, 2011
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squeeb squab

The colloid-esque residue that remains after the action of "Squiffle Squaffing". In Which the sweaty nutsack from the squiffle squaff, leaves gelish particles resulting from bacteria and concentrated semen excretions on the forehead.
Tom: Ahhh someone squiffle squaffed me.
Bill: Yes!, I can see the Squeeb Squab glistening on your forehead.
by Sniderman & Smitty January 16, 2009
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squab job

Jerking someone off while making pigeon noises
She gave him a squab job and he new she wasn't a classy bird
by Reeling Keeling March 16, 2015
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squab eye

The squab can be natural or brought on by laughter. A person who's one eye shuts when in hysterics is known to have the squab eye. A lazy eye or any difference to one eye also falls into the category of squab.
Whoah look at toms squab eye got a bad one there chap!
by Deeb619 August 25, 2015
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squab

A baby pigeon up to 28 days old and not have a flight yet, mostly raised for gastronomic reasons.
I need six squabs to cook for the guests.
by Deniz Ogut April 23, 2005
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Squab

Hey, anyone gotta squab?
by J-Famous July 21, 2009
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