i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is

an amazing song by Ibuki Mioda

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"

by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021

Squeedl-Eedl

Where an inanimate object grows legs and runs away, e.g you lose your phone

Your phone squeedl-eedld away

by Ib1302 August 17, 2018

Squeedis

It's just weed.

Person 1: You got that OG Afghan 420 kush?

Person 2: You mean squeedis? yeah I gotchu

by Leeis October 15, 2018

Squeedily Spooch

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.

"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"

by got_human? February 10, 2005

Squozed

Past, Present, and Future tenses of squeeze.

I got squozed before, during, and after I am squeezing.

by Squozed Inc. March 9, 2020

Squeedom

A belly button the size of a mouth

You have a huge-ass squeedom!

by astagramamamamamagrassatertete July 14, 2018

squzzed

The art or action of squeezing someone or something, with normal force but adding a more oomph or a special touch. Also something your dad says instead of saying "squeezed" because he was too intoxicated to pronounce it correctly.

She refused to grab me a beer, so I squzzed her arm. She then got me a beer.

by d4nmy3rs October 1, 2014