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i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021
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Squeedl-Eedl

Where an inanimate object grows legs and runs away, e.g you lose your phone
Your phone squeedl-eedld away
by Ib1302 August 17, 2018
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Squeedis

It's just weed.
Person 1: You got that OG Afghan 420 kush?

Person 2: You mean squeedis? yeah I gotchu
by Leeis October 15, 2018
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Squeedily Spooch

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.
"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"
by got_human? February 10, 2005
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Squozed

Past, Present, and Future tenses of squeeze.
I got squozed before, during, and after I am squeezing.
by Squozed Inc. March 9, 2020
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Squeedom

You have a huge-ass squeedom!
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squzzed

The art or action of squeezing someone or something, with normal force but adding a more oomph or a special touch. Also something your dad says instead of saying "squeezed" because he was too intoxicated to pronounce it correctly.
She refused to grab me a beer, so I squzzed her arm. She then got me a beer.
by d4nmy3rs October 1, 2014
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