Squeege

The succulent, everlasting, and infallible substance only able to be acquired from the Orange Legal Council TM. There is life squeege, death squeege, and squeege squeege. Accept the squeege.

You must accept the squeege!
Have you heard of the council and their squeege?
Squeege is the best thing ever!

by Molbo January 3, 2020

Squeege

A person who has a extremely high voice.

"Hey Squeege, if you don't be silent, i will tape your mouth shut."

by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021

Squeege

n : informal term for urination within one's closet whether drunk or not ; "he took a pee" syn: peeing,

pee, piss

Bill was so drunk he squeege his closet thinking it was the bathroom.

Ralph was caught squeeing all over Tom's closet, nasty.

by Randy Gato August 9, 2010

squeege

When you need to piss in a public bathroom and there is a gay lawyer using the only urinal , and he wants you to squeeze by his ass to get to the stall, whilst he has pud in hand.

I have to use the restroom...you can squeege by if you like.

by Nallywood July 1, 2004

squeege

(Noun) - Someone that has a low moral compass when it comes to furthering themselves. They are willing to tattletale, lie or set you up.

Don't trust Brad. He'd throw his own mother under the bus because he's a squeege.

by Shell -Shell January 3, 2021

squeege

along the same lines as a skid, usually refering to a dirty, or criminal like person ... think corey and trevor from the show "trailer park boys"

Some fuckin' squeege stole my bike !!!

by Ski-bo May 4, 2005

squeege

having to pee.....maybe.....just a little bit....

"i have to take a squeege..."

by ur mom biz-witch October 7, 2006