Squatter

Term used for skanks who come to your dwelling and overstay their welcome. During their stay they will bitch about how bad your house is or what necessities you lack in, reguardless of how recently you have moved in. These tricks usually roll in packs and will annoy the piss out of you.

"Dude, these squatters are inhabiting the upstairs with no hope of leaving."

"I fucking hate the fat one."

"Why are the squatters recruiting dick to your house?"

"Did that squatter just tell you a story about shitting herself?

by I Dont Believe This Shit. August 21, 2011

squatter

An individual who chooses to live either on the streets or where ever she/he is at the moment. These people are often travelers (drifters); hippies who know that even though it is sometimes slightly uncomfortable you may live in Amerika without paying taxes and other advantages that are deemed natural; punks or even political refugees.

And it's totally free though illegal in most areas, so watch out for pigs that will want to hassel you. (You aren't human in Amerika unless you pay their taxes).

These punk squatters I once knew squatted because they were touring with bands 9 monthes out of the year. When not in a van going to the next city you can easily couch surf.

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

squatter

A guy who sits when he pees

I can't believe I got kicked out of cocktail that bouncer was such a squatter.

by Randy Cooter April 04, 2011

Squatter

squat·ter

–noun

1. a genetic hybrid breed of awesomeness consisting of squirrel and otter genes.

Dude! I taught my squatter how to fly, so now it can run, jump, climb, fly, swim, and shit! O_O

by JayRay91 May 18, 2011

Squatter

One trained in the art of toilet use vs. one still in diapers.

No more diapers! My son's a squatter now!

by miamjk February 09, 2011

squatter

A punk/hippy/crusty who voluntarily lives a portion of his/her life on the road or hopping trains. Many squatters are against organized work, religion, conservatism, etc. A lot of squatters are also vegetarian or vegan, but not always. They also may decide to bring a guitar, mandolin, or other acoustic instrument on the road to play for money, which is soley invested on meals and road snacks.

That guy's dad was a squatter, can't you tell? They have a VW van and huge plants all around their house...

by max_fool November 02, 2005

squatter

A cheap classless hoe who squats down to pee in public.

yo let's dip out, this party is full of piss drunk squatters.

by leroyhacks May 05, 2011