Squanto

Taking a crap in the woods as in squat and go
I couldn't find a bathroom so I just had to squanto behind a tree.
by JoeDog Johnson June 06, 2010
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When a women squats and puts one fist in her vagina and one fist in her asshole and shakes her fists till she cums.
Last night I was watching my girl friend Squanto till she came all over the floor.
by JJarias March 08, 2010
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Squanto

Squanto is a very large penis who likes to be loved on by CMB.
"Squanto is the bomb"
by Warlock November 27, 2004
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Squanto

Originally, Scontras. Meaning stupid fucking dickhead. Someone who doesn't know that they have shit for brains. Lame ass english teacher, who sucks dick. See ass clown
Mr. Scontras sucks... Did you see what that fucking Squanto did today???
by YoU_KnOw_WhO March 14, 2005
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Squanto

To partake in inebriation.

Synonym for "Chiefing".

Squanto=Indian Chief

Chiefing= Inebriation
Squanto=Inebriation.
Bro, are you tryna go squanto after the square dance?
by Darth Vaper June 20, 2011
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Squanto

The mythical member of the Bargaholikz...He only appears to squash the competition in household taco consuming competition...He appears to avenge teh absence of the OG gangster Steeles Diddly aka Ferrari f-50 from the classage of biznak technology. He also uses his skellulak very liberally and is fond of gheri curled hair and good solid bowls..
Yo Blackula don't even front as squants as he will merk you quickfast
by Steelesthrice March 03, 2004
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squanto level

to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell
dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.

man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
by the originals bro August 08, 2013
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