Squanto

Squanto is a very large penis who likes to be loved on by CMB.

"Squanto is the bomb"

by Warlock November 26, 2004

Squanto

Originally, Scontras. Meaning stupid fucking dickhead. Someone who doesn't know that they have shit for brains. Lame ass english teacher, who sucks dick. See ass clown

Mr. Scontras sucks... Did you see what that fucking Squanto did today???

by YoU_KnOw_WhO March 14, 2005

Squanto

To partake in inebriation.

Synonym for "Chiefing".

Squanto=Indian Chief

Chiefing= Inebriation
Squanto=Inebriation.

Bro, are you tryna go squanto after the square dance?

by Darth Vaper June 20, 2011

squanto

A dumb ass english teacher

english teacher at a school

by squanto May 13, 2005

Squanto

The mythical member of the Bargaholikz...He only appears to squash the competition in household taco consuming competition...He appears to avenge teh absence of the OG gangster Steeles Diddly aka Ferrari f-50 from the classage of biznak technology. He also uses his skellulak very liberally and is fond of gheri curled hair and good solid bowls..

Yo Blackula don't even front as squants as he will merk you quickfast

by Steelesthrice March 3, 2004

squanto

A large mosquito.

Dude, these squantos are eating me alive!

by grnflpy May 2, 2004

Squanto

A term of endearment.

Good night Squanto.

by Mechinesemeplayjoke February 25, 2019