Spumge

Going for a walk at work to hide the fact that you're dogfucking

1. We're gonna go for a spumge to kill a few hours

by Smitty058 August 22, 2019

spumpy

my life

you look spumpy

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Spuggy

Ginger character originally from long-running children's chav drama programme "Biker Grove". Now more commonly used as an insult to people who, whilst claiming their hometown to be Middlesborough (NOT NEWCASTLE - or THE TOON), actually grew up in the remote fishing community of Craster on the north east coast of England.

If you go down south have a look in Waitrose for the Craster kippers. I bet Spuggy's dad landed them last week.

by Terry Fuckwit July 1, 2004

Spuggy Darts

A singular masturbation game whereby a man lies flat on his back with a photograph of a woman behind his head on the wall. The object is to ejaculate onto the face of the woman.

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm playing Spuggy Darts.

by Tony balls October 16, 2014

Spudgy

An onomatopoeic word to describe something squishy but with some firmness, like a dense fruit cake.

The putty was pleasingly spudgy between her thumb and forefinger. Taking her mind off the troubles of the day.

by English Poet June 13, 2022

Spuggy

A man who eats a girl vagina

My spuggy love to eat

by Hihgh November 14, 2023

Shumgy

Shumgy is a word used to fill for incompetence in conversation. Its appearance indicates that the user has forgotten how to respond, or simply couldn’t formulate a proper response.

Friend 1: anyhow, thats why the boat was green.

Friend 2: wait, could you repeat that?

Friend 1, is who has forgotten what they just said a second ago: uhhh, shumgy.

Friend 2, who is preferably perplexed and stunned to respond, Or knows the definition: …

by Homeslice-hamslice August 7, 2024