Spunk Junkie

A person that digs sperm.

She's a Spunk Junkie.

She's got the need for seed.

She loves the Jerk Juice. The Cock Cream. The Tang. The Meat Mix. The Man Milk. The Boy Batter. The Load Launch. The Nut Butter. The Jizz Juice. The Salt Shake. The White Wash.

by PDXJohnny99 August 26, 2013

Shulkershit

Shulkershit is a sly taken from two social networks Special Point and YourFlash. It is when a person is very ignorant or does a thing for a very senseless reason. it can also be used as swearing, in a way, some consider it as profanity so, even for containing the word "shit".

- Hi, I'm having a birthday party

> And then what? that uselessness

- You're too shulkershit, right now .. come on!!

by Victt December 13, 2022

Spunk Eye

When during coitus ejaculate comes into contact with the ocular orb and causes a burning red reaction.

"I told you to duck, baby. Now you got spunk eye!"

by PBJLay September 2, 2012

spunk sandwich

This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.

I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

spunk bowser

refering to females who sleep with numerous different partners in close proximety of one another using no contraception. you know who you are.

joe: hey andy, did you sleep with that spunk bowser linzi last night?
andy: yeah.

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

Skulk

is coming.

"What's skulk?"
"It's coming."
"What?!"
"Silence, fool."

by Tritone November 22, 2011