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Spuddle

Clean up the spuddle on the counter
by poptarts100 October 21, 2010
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To assumes an air of importance and to dwell on trifles.
Senator Foghorn as usual spudlled when called upon to speak.
by bob palmer August 17, 2003
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Spuddling

To take on airs of importance at the accomplishment of a triviality.
For months, the newspapers, newscasters and talk show hosts had been pontificating over the eventual meeting between these two heads of state; now, cameras flashing, with broad smiles, the two presidents took turns spuddling about the great and historic significance of this simple walk across the border that has separated the two countries for centuries -- something which any two year old could have accomplished, but for the barbed wire.
by Lawrence Winkler December 30, 2007
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Noun: Any pool of ejaculate after a male or female orgasm.
Root1:Sperm
Root2:Squirt
Root3:Puddle
Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."
by big_dicked_cowboy January 15, 2011
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1. The only meeting that matters in the US Army Logistics universe. The weekly internal synchronization where the baddest, most brilliant logisticians in theater—specifically those operating at the Theater Sustainment Command (TSC) or Expeditionary Sustainment Command (ESC) Support Operations (SPO) level in places like Kuwait—meet to maintain total dominance over the supply chain management, planning, coordinating, synchronizing, and monitoring all operational-level sustainment operations across the entire theater

2. A highly structured gathering of logistical masterminds who operate simultaneously as expert firefighters (putting out existing logistical "fires" with surgical precision), proactive fire marshals (stopping small fires before they rage out of control), and strategic fire prevention specialists (using future-focused planning to prevent "shit shows" across the entire area of responsibility).

3. Etymology: A clever play on the traditional definition of "spuddle" (achieving nothing) by people who actually achieve everything. The name is an ironic title for the most effective meeting of the week: the SPO Huddle, where all planning, execution, and sustainment operations are aligned to ensure the entire force is ready, resourced, and unstoppable.
“Did you catch that new priority movement requirement?”
“Nah, bring it up at the Spuddle. We’ll squash that issue like a bug and go over the fire prevention plan for next quarter.”
by OCP FNG December 8, 2025
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Spuddles

Good spuddles
by Saving private Ryan March 11, 2025
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Spuddles

Good spuddles
by Saving private Ryan March 11, 2025
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