SpySheriff

SpySheriff is malware that disguises itself as anti-virus software and targets Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows ME, Windows NT and Windows XP. It bombards an infected computer with false warnings and urges the victim to buy now. It locks Internet Explorer to prevent so called "severe malware" from infecting the computer and also locks System Restore to prevent the compromised computer from using normal procedures to protect itself. It is also considered to be extemely difficult to remove because it will reinstall itself. Adware Sheriff, Pest Trap, SpywareNo, Spylocked, SpywareQuake, SpyTrooper, Spydawn, AntiVirGear, Brave Sentry, System Security, SpywareStrike, SpyShredder, Alpha Cleaner, SpyBot SpyMarshal, and SpyAxe are clones of SpySheriff. No matter what it may do to your PC DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GIVE ANY INFORMATION TO THESE FUCKING SCAMMERS!!!!!!!!! It infects a computer by going on websites such as spysheriff.com and goggle.com; as of 2009, both of these websites were said to be defunct (This is not the case). Goggle.com (a typo of google.com) and spysheriff2009.webs.com are running. WARNING: DO NOT GO TO THESE WEBSITES UNLESS YOU WANT TO DESTROY YOUR COMPUTER AND GET SCAMMED!!! BROWSE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

-Damn it! My friggin' computer is being real friggin' slow and I got no anti-virus software!
(Searches for free anti-virus)
-Oh, look. SpySheriff. It says it offers award-winning, unlimited protection against malware and viruses as well as 24/7 online support and for only $49.99, it looks real so I can trust it.
(Goes to spysherriff.com and clicks download)

(Various error messages appear)
-What the fuck!??!
(Wallpaper changes)
(Computer slows down drastically)
-Shit!
~What's wrong?
-I downloaded SpySheriff and it said it was going to fix my computer; instead, it's worse than when I started.
~I guess you're royally fucked now.
-Why?
~SpySheriff is a fake, it's a scam that fools people.
-I will call them and tell them...
~Dude, it's a fake. There is no 24/7 support. Nothing.
-YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I GOT RIPPED OFF!??!
~Yep. The worst part is that it is extremely hard to get rid of. It will just reinstall itself. Sorry to tell you, man.
-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SpySheriff! I damn you TO HELL!!!!!

by H.J. Simpson January 22, 2013

Sasshole

A combination of sassy asshole, when there's an equal amount of attitude and douchebaggery combined into one.

Dude, try this tea! It's awesome!
"Sorry, I dunked all of mine in the Boston harbor"
You're such a sasshole.

by John Locke the Sassiest October 9, 2012

Ang Boi Spesh

A very boring and bland veggie sandwich that consists of provolone cheese, tomato, baby arugula and mayonnaise on a roll, oatmeal white bread or country white bread.

I went over my friends house and he didn't have any food, so we went to Wawa and he got himself an Ang Boi Spesh for dinner while I got myself an Italian sub like a normal human being.

by Master Mechanic 3179100 January 1, 2021

spish

odd or absurd, from suspicious.

"Jay just walked into the party with Kirstyn!"
"But I thought he was with Kailey?"
"How spish!"

"Oh my gosh. That creepy man staring at us from across the street is so spish."

by gracie chimes June 8, 2009

speshul

an euphemism for mentally retarded

If you're riding the short bus, chances are you're speshul.

by wandersfar August 14, 2007

Sesshomaru

The awesomest demon in all of Feudal Japan and the present day world. He is well known in the Inuyasha manga and anime for being Inuyasha half-brother, being a human-hater, but saving a human child from the clutches of death, possessing the sword of heaven, the Tenseiga, helping in the distuction of Naraku, acctually saving his hated half-brother occasionally, trying to steal Inuyashas sword, the Tetsusaiga, for looking somewhat like he's wearing make-up/ a girl, and for being, by far, the HOOOOOOOTEST Inuyasha character there is.
Sesshy doesn't have a 'natural' love intrest, so fans have taken it apon themselve to give him pairings. Some think SesshomaruxKagura is the best, others SesshomaruxKagome, the father-daughter relationship of SesshomaruxRin that some think will escalate to something more, and the little known and little liked SesshomaruxKikyo.
He is followed around by an annoying toad imp named Jaken and the human girl he saved named Rin.

"Is that Sesshomaru over there?!"

"OMG IT IS?!"

*first girl faints*

by Cademon1 July 3, 2011

Sposhnob

A highly esteemed, celebrity, or upper power, of incredible dignity and respect.

What a smashing young sposhnob, you are!

by Vandilan March 11, 2013