Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013

Mt. Spokane High School

A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.

Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.

by Hollywoodqaz October 26, 2011

bicycle spokes

The lines around the anus that form the asshole.

Josh likes to try and catch a peak at Lauren's bicycle spokes while he's railing her from behind.

by Spconnol October 2, 2014

Spokane Cocaine

Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.

Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"

You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah

by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013

spook night

A gathering of friends who are of high school age. Usually occurs at night with beer, weed and other illegal substances being present. 2 am walks are to be expected

Hey! I hear you boys are having a spook night tonight.

by Yjovain June 2, 2016

Spookay

means too be "spooky", but in a cool, laid back approach to the word, while on a type of relaxant, being high

Pronunciation That's spookaaaayyyy

ex: Julie jumps out of the bushes to scare Billy, but Billy won't scare and says "That's spookay"....

by sevat February 6, 2010

clock the spook

Drag slang: To recognize the person you are looking at is in fact a drag queen, and not a biological woman.

(At a drag show)
RJ: Where is Wally?
Marshawn: He just walked by.
RJ: I did not clock the spook.

by Bennit Glass April 8, 2015