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springfeel

You're gonna lick it clean, and you're gonna keep it hard. Balls rubbing against your chin... and before i cum, i'm gonna squeeze your nose and you're gonna take it all...
Springfeel: 8 inches, nice and fat think you can handle that?
by Yo Guck Fourself February 13, 2019
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Springy's #2 fan

Springy is a character from a series called "Inanimate Insanity" on YouTube, and Muko (Also known as Fan) is their #2 fan!
"Hey, whose Springy's #2 fan?"

"Oh, Springy's #2 fan is Muko!"
by Muko/fan August 4, 2023
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Springy cunt

Oi! There's that springy cunt again!
by NaggerNick November 20, 2019
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Springfield, Missouri

A so-called "city" in Missouri--Springfield is more like a big small town. Many of it's residents suffer from small-town syndrome and many of the small business owners here think they are hot fucking tits and that their shit doesn't stink... all the while gentrifying the north part of the commercial district (actually just one street), ironically, most of these stores can't afford to stay open from 9 to 5. Residents of Springfield also enjoy not shutting the fuck up about cashew chicken or how bad the traffic is, even though the "city" literally takes 15 minutes to drive from one end to the other. For it's size, there are a surprising number of homeless people in Springfield contrasted by a church on literally every fucking corner where bible thumpers judge you and a ridiculous number of banks on every other corner. Downtown is full of frat douchebags going clubbing or diet liberals and wannabe hipsters who want you to know how woke they are and go to the same handful of bars... no need to worry though, some white dude with a beard and tattoos will probably open another brewery soon!
Person 1: "Springfield, Missouri is a really diverse place."

Person 2: "Isn't the demographic of Greene County over 90% white?"
by Story Time for Morons August 10, 2019
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Springfield Mall

A large, "urban" shopping mall located in Springfield, Virginia. Has been gradually abandoned in recent years do to preference for Pentagon City and Tysons, which have been deemed "less ghetto" by the general public. Springfield Mall is famous for having a "Hot Topic" and "Taco Bell Express," 97 Auntie Anne's pretzel stands, and an extensive parking garage used for drug deals after closing.

People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"

Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
"Boi, that girl's shoes is so ghetto...Must have bought 'em at Springfield Mall..."
by Conley Jones July 15, 2007
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springfest

An annual event held at JMU where students from JMU and various other institutions get completely wasted and start riots at block parties all weekend. The only way to shut these crazy kids down is to bring in the police, tear gas, and riot shields.
"Hey, did you survive springfest last night?"
"I got tear gased FOUR times. Best night of my life!"
by jMuDuKe007 April 12, 2010
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Springfield Monorail

A public works project that is a huge waste of taxpayer money that turns out to be either a scam, a huge waste of money or both.
Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.
The sky lift system cleveland put in fell apart after a week. That thing was a real Springfield Monorail.
by Dark Lord Cthulhu September 8, 2013
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