An micromanagement technique whereby the micromanager generates an infinite stream of spreadsheets, mostly containing a hodgepodge of data, each purported to document and store a specific part of an employee's work output.
The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.
The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.
The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
Today I'm filling out one of his spreadsheets documenting my hourly work output. I'm really getting tired of Management by Spreadsheet.
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When a male or female bends over. Then takes the index & middle finger from each hand. Inserts their fingers into the anus. Then spreads the anus open, like Predators mouth.
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During my prostate exam my doctor said," reach back and your ass like the predators mouth."
During my prostate exam my doctor said," reach back and your ass like the predators mouth."
by SQUATTER79 March 4, 2021
Get the Spreadater mug.Of, or pertaining to the level of skill and talent one posesses in regards to creating, editing, and formatting spreadsheets. Generally, someone with good spreadsheetmanship will employ effective colors combinations, fonts, and cell spacing to create a readable, functioning spreadsheet.
"Her spreasheet was easy to read and understand due to her excellent spreadsheetmanship."
"His spreadsheetmanship sucks. The colors were awful, and the cells were too small."
"His spreadsheetmanship sucks. The colors were awful, and the cells were too small."
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Get the Spreadswoman mug.It takes too long to say "I was working on a spreadsheet all day" so at work we say "I spreadshat all day." It also can be conjugated as "I'm going back to spreadshatting" "We spreadshit for a living" and "Were you just spreadsharting?"
"I'm going back to my desk to spreadshat."
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Get the Spreadshat mug.To input data into a spreadsheet from a non-standard data format. Typically used when exporting data from an e-mail inbox, so that further actions may be taken on the information.
John was overwhelmed by all of the data that had come in to him via numerous individual e-mails, until he realized he could spreadsheetize the e-mails and save himself an hour of processing work. John was very pleased with his spreadsheetizing abilities and his boss gave him a big raise!
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