SporkFucker

One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.

That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.

by deity June 18, 2005

sporrack

v. To Sporrack is to perform a well-executred thwack

I succeeded in the snooker tournament, I sporracked every shot!

by Bryan of Corby May 15, 2011

sharkhack

collegial term for the verbal and non-verbal cues that an experienced litigator or trial lawyer uses to command presence in a court room, convey trust with court staff, increase efficiency in the administration of justice, and/or displaying an ethical manner in representing issues before a judge.

That lawyer used a real sharkhack, to tell the judge he needed more time.

by inCourt lawyering October 14, 2018

Sportshacker318

A sportshacker318 is usually a very toxic piece of shit with no life to live. Sometimes sportshacker318’s likes to get buttfucked by there uncle. A sportshacker318 is also a nickname for a virgin with a very small dick.

Oh no, think my friend is a sportshacker318. He must have a very small dick!

by Bruh shut it before I dab on u January 23, 2020