Spood

A slang term used to describe a very saggy ang gaping vagina.
Zandz: So, how was she then jj?
JJ: Yeah pretty damn good...had a spood of DEATH right enough!

Other: Damn, she has a dry, smelly spood!
by JJPUSS February 4, 2010
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Spood

A word used to replace an extremely obvious or unknown one in a verbal sentence. Usually a noun or verb, but sometimes an adjective.
1. Omgawd! We were at the mall yesterday spooding, and I found the cutest skirt!
2. We were out waterskiing last week and the spood that hooks to the boat snapped and thats how I broke my leg.
3. God, the teacher is such a spood, I cannot understand a word she says.
by Cosworth November 11, 2008
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Spood

Gibberish used to avoid awkward encounters or to lighten the mood.
"Well this is some spood"
by TemplarNorris July 9, 2015
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full spood

Going pedal-to-the-medal/balls-to-the-wall/full throttle, usually in a vehicle, and even more usually in a video game. The main difference between full speed and full spood is that when the latter word is spoken aloud, more often than not, the speaker's current activity will almost immediately end in an epic fail.
Gamer A: Dude, I'm almost to the wall ride...
Gamer B: You got it, bro.
Gamer A: FULL SPOOD!!!...*launches from ramp*
Gamer B: Yeah, man.
Gamer A: *commences wall ride*...
Gamer A: *slides off wall and falls into the abyss of epic faildom*...NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by jknotjelly1912 February 10, 2019
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Speed Spood

Trevor describing something extremely fast.
Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!
by nazi bitch May 8, 2020
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spood pinging

this is when on a wednesday, u accidentally do speed instead of ket, and then u eat some rly nice food and it tastes so good u ping from speed
dude i’m spood pinging with these noodles rn
by firko2002 October 5, 2022
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Spood

A spood is a lifestyle, that cannot be explained to members of inferior cultures. All the food you eat it shaped like spoons. No escape
I am a member of the spood, I am therefore superior to you in every way, mortals!
by Collloser The Typer Boi March 7, 2022
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