Shomitiss

1. The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing all at once.

2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.

Waking up late to take my brother to work in the morning, I had to refrain from taking a shomitiss in my car because I forgot to use the bathroom.

by AAAICP July 23, 2010

Shomit

To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.

"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.

by PJ July 26, 2003

Spoit

(v.) to make one's mark in history
(v.) the act of making yourself important

(v.) I will spoit my name in the history books.

(v.) I just spoitted myself on the internet.

by Dan0516 July 24, 2011

Spotitarian

Someone who really likes to play spot the difference games.

Jane is a Spotitarian because she is really good at observing the difference between two pictures that may seem identical.

by FunnyJane November 15, 2019

Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time

After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.

by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006

spommit

Spam left in the comments section of a blog - it's especially annoying because they increase the number of apparent comments, leading to the dismay of the blog administrator upon finding the comments are only spam.

"Eww - there's spommit all over these comments." and: "Ick! Someone spommited in your comments!"

by Dina Roberts September 23, 2005

snomit

a sneeze that becomes a vomit due to the force of the evacuation. usually results in ribbons of snot adorning the face of the snomiter. more frequent during or after a drink or two.

my hangover was made worse when i had to puke and it ended up being a snomit.

by The Shy Retirer April 22, 2005