any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.
I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!
by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007

by Captain BU April 26, 2014

To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.
I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.
Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
by Bodley March 7, 2012

by splong monster July 15, 2018

''fuck you, you cunt splonge"
or
doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'
female 'my cunt is all splongey'
or
doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'
female 'my cunt is all splongey'
by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011

To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.
My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.
Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?
Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?
by Trainingvideo September 23, 2017

by GrubbyHubby November 26, 2023
