Splonge

any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.

I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!

by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007

Splonge

Sponge cake made using splooge

How much splooge is in this delicious splonge?

by Captain BU April 26, 2014

Splonge

To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.

I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.

Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?

by Bodley March 7, 2012

Splong Head

When someone is a baaaad gimp

Ellie is a Splong Head
Dannys a Splong

by splong monster July 15, 2018

Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)

''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'

by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011

Splong Cat

Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.

Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.

by SpeedyCake April 17, 2010

Splong Head

When someone is a baaad gimp

"ELLIE IS A SPLONG HEAD"
"DANNY IS A SPLONG (HEAD)"

by splong monster July 15, 2018