The Yoinky Sploinky

The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.

The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)

by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021

The Yoinky Sploinky

dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home

"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"

by TheRubyObelisk December 1, 2020

splanket

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004

splockets

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets

Dude veto I hate splockets.

by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009

Yoinky Sploinky day

The 6th of September is Yoinky Sploinky day where you must kill as many people as possible in a vehicle. Extra points for evading police.

“Ayo bro I haven’t committed vehicular manslaughter yet””what are you talking about?””its yoinky sploinky day”

by Sanstheskelet0n November 1, 2021

Yoinky Sploinky

dat one dance

"Hit that yoinky sploinky"

by hit dat yoinky sploinky June 3, 2021

splickety splat

Adverb: quickly, to perform with great haste. A term used by suburban white stoners to describe the time frame in which the next round of "bakeage" should commence.

trevor: we should roll another one of those "splickety splat".
nick: okay........................bro...

Cal: dude, man....when we packin this bowl.
nick: dude, chillax im packin this shit "splickety splat".

by Callaro April 7, 2007