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Split Screen Mind

When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.
Richard:

"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".

Joyce:

"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".
by Addill January 20, 2010
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Slit Split

A game like bagtag but for females.
You walk up to a female friend and upwards Karate chop her vagina exclaiming “SLIT SPLIT!”
Friend: “Dude did you hear about that new game?”
Other friend: “yeah! Slit Split? It’s pretty hot dude”
by Daddy_Chungus May 2, 2020
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Double Banana Split Surprise

A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.
I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.
by Bananasplitter789 May 12, 2021
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sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.
I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009
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split stump

by damug August 13, 2016
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Split Second

A racing reality show that you can either:
Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.

The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.
Just how much Split Second spent to make this race?
How many people were killed doing the stunts?
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018
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Bulgarian Split Squats

What caused you to want to look up Bulgarian Split Squat, what realisticly would make a man look up the word Bulgarian Split Squat on urbandictionary, you know that this site isn't going to tell you what it is too, you know damn well what a Bulgarian Split Squat is but you look it up, why not something like... assisted pistol squats, or hammer curls? the fuck man.
My friend was Hammered one night and I went through his phone and found him searching up Bulgarian Split Squats on urban dictionary, the fucker is in a wheel chair
by SpencerzHere April 15, 2023
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