splaunch

(verb) Propulsion through the power of ejaculation.

I splaunched her across the room.

by Masstiker April 21, 2008

Splatshitpiss

When you piss a chunk of jizz, then poop a massive, sticky, smelly piece of poo. (Sometime this poo catches on to your booty hair.) It sticks to the toilet and your mom will scream in terror of this monstrous being.

Mom: Hey son, why is there a muddy rock in our toilet? And why is it so smel- OH MY GOD!

Son: mom it is a splatshitpiss

by Prirndurbebd April 7, 2022

Spatuch

1) When your butt-hole spits when you fart.

2) A wet fart or toot.

3) A juicy shart.

4) Diarrhea fart.

5) Pre-poop fart.

1) Man, did you just spatuch?

2) I have to clean my pants, I just spatuched

by Natural Dizaster August 22, 2011

Splatching

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.

Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.

by Fhowa May 31, 2016

splatch

Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.

(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".

by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008

Statuschat

It's when 2 or more people have a somewhat "private" conversation over myspace, usually talking about something that the rest of the myspacers have no idea about.

It is the most annoying thing to ever come out of myspace..

Ammyy: omgg today was soo funn don't you reckon sam?
samm: yerrr..omg it wass catch up tomorrow bubb

Bec: would you 2 stop to statuschat

by Myspacerrr101 May 14, 2009

splatch

To splash, speckle, or sprinkle.

It's going to splatch all over him!

by Weston Ruter February 13, 2004