splankers

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

by Keefaz December 13, 2018

spanky-g

Pixie-sized dude that is a former drummer of the band The Bloodhound Gang. The other band members used to beat on him sometimes. He was also born with a hole in his heart so that gives him the pixie look. He smoked alot of pot and maybe still does today. His real name is Mike.

spanky-g is awesome, Daddy from the band wolfpac told my friend the last time he saw spanky-g he was djing.

by wetmuddydreads June 3, 2006

spanky love

Boston area comedic legend. The guy that always gets a laugh, no matter the circumstance. Lives in some other reality, probably not human.

That's some Spanky Love shit right there. The funeral was great. Even the Widow was cracking up!

by VeteranKnightOwl May 28, 2016

Stanky Spanky

Noun. The act of giving and/or receiving a handjob while defecating into a toilet.

"Sharon gave Brian a stanky spanky after he ate too much Taco Bell. It was gross."

by the bees tits September 15, 2016

Slanky

A tall skinny dude who is really nerdy and leans his shoulders and back forwards because he is so tall.

He is a slanky person who has dark brown hair and pale brown eyes

by Jeffrey Houston October 23, 2016

splankers

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

splanket

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004