shitjack

a toilet usually in prison or jail

move dude i gotta get to the shitjack before i shit on myself

by james37601 January 2, 2009

spitback

the art of spitting into a high persons anus and then playing rummikub on their afro.

"jamiecarr" sooo, you up for a spitback?
"chelsey" hell yizzle jamie you rummikub legend.
"john" you guys are sick, im off to cheljajo.

by akeem edward potter January 28, 2009

spitback

after ejaculating in another male, female or koala bear's mouth, they attempt to put the cum back into your penis through your coinslot (hole at end of penis)

john: "beej(a fit woman) gave me spitback the other night"
matt: "fun?"
john: "yh man, when straight back in like posting a letter through a door"

by Chris blud May 13, 2008

spitback

After ejaculating in another male, female or koala bear's mouth, they attempt to put the cum back into your penis through your coinslot (hole at end of penis)

john: "beej(a fit woman) gave me spitback the other night"
matt: "fun?"
john: "yh man, when straight back in like posting a letter through a door"

by Chris blud May 13, 2008

Skitracks

A dude thats hoeless,Jobless , No shoes, No internship , No company and is a bitch

Damn that dude is skitracks

by Bigweinersteve October 17, 2021

Skitracks

A dude that doesnt have hoes, shoes, Internship, Will to live and will teach women how to torrent

also has an ugly dog

Damn that dude a skitracks

by Bigweinersteve October 17, 2021

Shitjack

This happens when you are taking a dump and you grab that turd half way out and work it back in and out while you give the front side a tug too.

While in the bathroom I gave myself a shitjack & it felt good

by Project FICON September 29, 2022