Spiked

A word to describe someone with a small dick

Yo Justin is so cute

Nah he's spiked
Oh ew nvm he probably watches the solo part in a porn film where someone touches themselves

by TheNameSoloWasTaken July 30, 2021

Spiked

Lumber prices have Spiked and so has hinder lips of an angel. Sunday Funday

Zac Moss has really spiked his investments this quarter! He must have PENN

by Zwright August 8, 2021

Spiked

Placing your underwear on a sleeping persons head

Crikey I've been Spiked by a nome

by Tlinglet June 13, 2022

spiked

When your grades suddenly drop down randomly and goes back to normal the next few tests you take.

Spiking usually happens if either you are not keeping up to speed with the others in work or are not enjoying the type of lessons the teacher is giving you. (Sometimes the teacher can impact the entires class grades if she gets mad by a single person or a group of idiots in your class, so try and don't piss her off too much)

"I heard that Jack spiked one of his grades because of a bad day"
"I didn't do well today on the test, I'll try to get my grades back up as soon as possible so it counts as a spike"
"The girls in the back were being such a pain to the teacher today, hope she doesn't spike our whole class"

by Not Bernie August 9, 2022

spiked a football

To prove masculinity after a qualifying event.

Yeah...I had sex with her and her mom...and then spiked a football.

Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.

I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.

by Motoboat'n sob June 14, 2011

Spiked banana

A spiked banana is an uncircumcised cock

Did u know Rick has a spiked banana?

No, but I guess it is #notrim

by Dylan Norman Maxedon October 25, 2017

spiked log

A basic log that comes out of your ass feeling like you've given birth to a friggin' porcupine. Painful.

"My diet of junk food is making me shit out spiked logs"

by LeonC December 15, 2002