A spiderweb occurs when you drop your phone or other device at just the right angle so that the crack starts at the top left or right corner and ends at the side
Person.1 (drops phone) OOHHH SHIT MY PHONE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.
by xXx_MLG420BLAZEIT2D@NK4UM8_xXx September 18, 2016

What is left after releasing your load into your hand when masturbating. When it sticks across the spaces between your fingers and palm.
by that weird guy June 02, 2008

Guy: When was the last time you had sex?
Girl: ummm, long time ago...
Guy: I bet you have spiderwebs!
Girl: ummm, long time ago...
Guy: I bet you have spiderwebs!
by sweatymexi December 08, 2014

The opposite of crop dusting. When someone walks into your fart. People normally react as if they had just walked into a previously unseen spider web.
by Insanemaestro May 14, 2016

Esmerelda: My son called me a spiderweb, what does that mean?
P Diddy: Yo it means your pussy is really old
P Diddy: Yo it means your pussy is really old
by samm...y May 17, 2006

by Ugliest Than Hitler June 01, 2016

The symbol of the 'spiderweb tattoo' means the wearer has, or is currently "doing time." It is most commonly seen on the elbow, neck, or knee. However, one might find this symbol almost anywhere on the body, the placement of the tattoo itself makes no difference. Usually this symbol means that the wearer has done time in jail, or prison. This specific symbol is used to show time locked up, because the spiderweb itself symbolizes how a spider web catches, or imprisons it's prey. This tattoo can be found on all ethnicities, and all different gang affiliates. These days inmates will wear this tattoo to look the part of the "tough guy."
This tattoo can also mean "struggle." If one has been through a certian struggle in their life such as; overcoming a drug addiction, getting out of a gang, getting out of prison/jail, or even something like losing a loved one.
This tattoo can also mean "struggle." If one has been through a certian struggle in their life such as; overcoming a drug addiction, getting out of a gang, getting out of prison/jail, or even something like losing a loved one.
by Betherz0214 July 03, 2011
